I'm sleepy and hyper enjoy!
Wanda: The problem with you men today
Is you don't listen clearly
This Valentine for whom you pine
Is yours if you sincerely
Pay some very close attention
To the things we're dreaming of
We'll make a list
Which will consist of
What Girl's Love
Mrs. Turner: Our name carved in an old oak tree
Veronica: A trust fund funded shopping spree
Trixie: A hand that fits inside mine like a glove
Tootie: I'd love to squeeze his hunky bod
Vicky: With this high voltage Cato prod
Wanda: Just write it down and go to town on
What Girl's Love
Female Singers: What Girl's Love
Wanda: Is men with feeling
Female Singers: What Girl's Love
Tooth Fairy: Is some romance
Jorgen: Are these heart shaped weights appealing?
Wanda: Just come on and take a chance
Timmy: On What Girl's Love
Is something special
Cosmo: That no slingshot can destroy
Timmy: Right!
So I decoy
If I'm the boy with
What Girl's Love
So open up your heart and see
That I am someone special
And hear me
As I make my desperate plea
Just listen to me clearly
Cause it's what I'm dreaming of
That you will see that I can be
A boy you'd love!
All the males: It's great to be a man
It's swell to be a guy
Timmy and Cosmo: To scratch and dig
And pick and itch
And no one asks us why
Timmy: We like to fight
Cosmo: We like to race
All the males: We grow our hair
On every place
Mr. Turner: And everybody knows
It's wrong to cry
All the males: It's great to be a hairy, smelly guy
Timmy: It's great to be a male
It rocks to be a dude
Timmy and Cosmo: To eat and burp
And fart and spit
And kill all of your food
Male: We like to hit
We like to punch
Mr. Turner: Do we like corn?
Another male: I've got a hunch
Timmy, Cosmo, and Mr. Turner: And we like launching missiles in the sky
All the males: It's great to be a hairy, smelly
Cosmo: Check it out
I've got a belly
All the males: Great to be a hairy, smelly guy
Cosmo: Left! Left! Left! Left! Left!
Timmy: It's great to be a guy
That's why I sing this song
Cosmo: But I can't help
But stop and think
That maybe something's wrong
Timmy: But I've got meat
And I got fire
Cosmo: There's nothing else that I require
All the males: Except perhaps a massive pizza pie
Because it's great to be a guy
G-U-Y
Yes, Guy!
*Burp*
Timmy: Xmas day is here once more
Wanda: Gifts and love and joy galore
Cosmo: A special day that wipes the floor
Timmy+Cosmo+Wanda: With the other 364
Timmy: I wish everyday could be Xmas
'cause Santa brings gifts every year;
He's reading my list
He's feeding the deer
He's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here
I wish everyday could be Xmas
'cause every other holiday reeks;
New Year's Day's for mom and dad
The Easter bunny's eggs smell really bad
Valentine's Day always makes me sad
Dad: 'cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend
Timmy: What?
Cosmo+Wanda: I wish everyday could be Xmas
'cause nice fairies get their rewards
Wanda: I got pudding, I got slacks
Cosmo: I got all my back hair waxed
Wanda+Cosmo: Santa grants wishes while we relax
Cosmo: And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend
Timmy: Stop that!
Timmy: There's just no other day like Xmas
My family stays here, it's real cool
Just me, mom and dad
I'm so very glad
There's no Vicki, no Vicki, no school
Cosmo: ...and no Vicki
Timmy: Right!
Timmy: I wish everyday could be Xmas
And I guess the best gift of all
My parents stay home to say:
Mum+Dad: "We love you, Noggy"
Dad: Mine!
Timmy: Wouldn't Xmas each day be the coolest of all
I wish it were Xmas
How I wish it were Xmas
I wish it were Xmas each day.
Wakko:
Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Indianapolis, Indiana
And Columbus is the capital of Ohio
There's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana
Then there's Denver, Colorado, under Boise, Idaho.
Texas has Austin, then we go north
To Massachusetts' Boston, and Albany, New York
Tallahassee, Florida, and Washington, D.C.
Santa Fe, New Mexico, and Nashville, Tennessee.
Elvis used to hang out there a lot, ya know.
Trenton's in New Jersey, north of Jefferson, Missouri
You've got Richmond in Virginia; South Dakota has Pierre
Harrisburg's in Pennsylvania and Augusta's up in Maine
And here is Providence, Rhode Island, next to Dover, Delaware.
Concord, New Hampshire, just a quick jaunt
To Montpelier, which is up in Vermont
Hartford's in Connecticut, so pretty in the fall
And Kansas has Topeka; Minnesota has St Paul.
Juneau's in Alaska and there's Lincoln in Nebraska
And it's Raleigh out in North Carolina and then
There's Madison, Wisconsin, and Olympia in Washington
Phoenix, Arizona, and Lansing, Michigan.
Here's Honolulu; Hawaii's a joy
Jackson, Mississippi, and Springfield, Illinois
South Carolina with Columbia down the way
And Annapolis in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay.
They have wonderful clam chowder.
Cheyenne is in Wyomin' and perhaps you make your home in
Salt Lake City out in Utah, where the Buffalo roam
Atlanta's down in Georgia, and there's Bismarck, North Dakota
And you can live in Frankfort in your old Kentucky home.
Salem in Oregon; from there we join
Little Rock in Arkansas; Iowa's got Des Moines
Sacramento, California; Oklahoma and its city
Charleston, West Virginia, and Nevada, Carson City.
That's all the capitals there are!
Yakko:
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
And Germany now one piece,
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman,
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.
India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia)
And China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan,
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.
Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone,
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali
Sierra Leone, and Algiers,
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman,
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia...
Crete, Mauritania
Then Transylviania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan.
Lyrics | Animaniacs - The Presidents lyrics
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
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